Cheney and Bush were like a couple of 12 year old boys all pumped up on GI Joe comics, attacking a wasps nest in the forest not far from their jet-propelled anti-gravity vehicle protected by the demur Dumbercat minority in congress just in case they needed to whip up some faux immunity from calling the fire department to put out the wasps.
Or if that's too long-winded, i think the Kurds got to come and take over Texas and all the gun-toting Texans ought to go make a million in Kurdistan.